The same post every time: https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1823016659
Obligatory airport buried in snow pic.
Testing out my micro.blog feed
My kids are the coolest
This should unlock some sort of super Strava achievement
This is my wife, Carloyne (Carl for short) according to TopGolf. Driving the green.
This starts happening around 4:45pm every day. #dudeman #notdistractingatall
Backyard beer sounds about right
My kids are in @real_simple! 📸@carolineaton
Mental health breaks on the balcony at my coworking place in Barcelona involve popcorn and crackers (not cigarettes though)